Who is slurpa pop off

February 22, at PM blurry vice said February 23, at PM blurry vice said Newer Post Older Post Home. Subscribe to: Post Comments Atom. Disclaimer The "exposed" celebrities mentioned in this blog are purely guesses. They are the thoughts and opinions of the authors of this blog in response to reading various gossip columns. Do not take our guesses, or photos posted of our guesses, as fact or as a source of accurate information.

We are doing this for entertainment purposes only. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. We do our best to update any known exclusions on a daily basis. Could it be Jolie and her creepy brother? Has Ted any more BIs to recycle? Why are people still guessing anyone other than Paris and Barron??? She's getting married! Slurpa Pop-off is Paris Hilton. Morgan Mayhem is duh Lindsay Lohan. I couldn't care less about these nonentities. Why do so many gay guys live their lives vicariously through these people?

R25, we don't live vicariously through them; we celebrate the fact that we aren't them! It's easier than facing that we are ourselves! Oh that was real risky Ted, the Post called him out 6 months ago. Warren Beatty. OP's an idiot. Tick, tock, we're waiting All rights reserved. It's easy to subscribe and unsubscribe when you want to. Give it a try! It's free so why not? Click Here for a sample. Choose which channels you want to receive uncheck all to unsubscribe Gossip. Butch Spit Spat.

Blondie Babe. One Karma Killin' Blind Vice. Revealed - Billy Bob Thornton. Dangling Wrangler. One Return-to-Debauched Blind Vice. Super Dooper Cooper. Mentions a famous blonde ditzy ex GF. John Mayer. Fey Oiled Tush. Margarita Screwed-'Em-All. One Bisexual Bejeweled Blind Vice. May One Surprise, Surprise Blind Vice. From Previous BV. Jun Fart-Coif Cretin. Revealed - Andy Dick. Public Thrust. Pork Me Pop Off. One Headline-Hereditary Blind Vice.

Has a famous sister. Pickled Fickle. BV mentions weight, wrinkles and career not what it used to be. Toothy Tile. Grey Goose. Get me, babycakes? I'm certain you do if you've been the least bit of a Sex and the City student. And get this: In one of those impossibly trendy little clubs at which Ms. But not to relieve herself! Instead, in one of those ridiculously peekable stalls, S.

How do I know this? Slurpa, totally sloshed, per usual, actually forgot to close the stall door. And just as Ms. Pop-Off was screaming to the endorphin-bestowing goddess inside herself, someone else walked in the damn bathroom. Slurpa, total slut pro she be, just kept right on--at high volume, too. Oh, my. Think even I'm getting a little excited. I dare say, I think this twisted gal gets off on stealing other people's men and watching them suffer.

Sick, ain't it? Yet so Hollywood—yech! Get a load of Slurpa's latest little pork-and-run plans: Slurpa recently had an altercation, of sorts, with a gal whose former guy Slurpa is currently suckin' face with all over town.